December 04, 2005
When a guy...

My dear cousin sent me all these lovely phrases below. lol
But u know what? I don't think so.
Expressing my anger it may be.............

When a GUY is quiet and is alone,He's is thinking how good you are,Miss you!!!
Actual fact : No.The guy is thinking what a bitch his girlfriend is.Sending her a testimonial of love but she deletes it.Never wrote any I love u in public to him.

When a GUY is lying on his bed,He is thinking deeply why he loves you.
Actual Fact : No.The guy is thinking why the fuck is my girlfriend keeping so quiet on the damn phone that I have to talk till I run outta saliva n have to hang up the phone n stone on the bed.Only replying him with "dotted/haha/u r so lame".

When a GUY looks at you in your eyes,He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you are.
Actual Fact : No.The guy is trying to look into her eyes to understand why the fuck she thinks I'm trying to rape her mind when I'm actually trying to slap the shit out of her miserable face.

When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" after awhile,He is not and feels hurts.
Actual Fact : No.The guy IS fine because he realised how he was betrayed by her girlfriend.Physically,mentally n emotionally.

When a GUY keep asking you the same question,He is wondering why you are lying.
Actual Fact : No.The guy kept repeating is because he knows she IS lying about something!Something like having another guy behind his back all this time round.Making him feel like a DAMN IDOIT wearing a green cap from nike.

When a GUY calls you everyday,He Miss You and wants your attention.
Actual Fact : No.The guy got bloody sick n sad of calling her everyday with no replies or anything in return.And he just wanna call her up n fark the hell outta her sick pathetic actions done to hurt someone who cares so much.

When a GUY wants to see you everyday,He cares for you and want to know how are you today.
Actual Fact : No.He wants to see her is because he knows that she is secretly going out with a xiao bai lian.Holding hands,kissing each other n laughing their asses off at him.

When a GUY sms's u everyday,He wants you to know he is fine.
Actual Fact : Oh no no NO.Most hated phrase of all time.The guy doesn't want the gal to know anything!Because she is already gone from this world!(meaning he never ever gets any reply)

When a GUY says I love you,He really means it.
Actual Fact : Damn this shitty SOB phrase.The guy says it because he knows his girlfriend isn't gonna believe a fucking word he said because she is a retard in believing n trust.

When a GUY says that he can't live without you,He has made up his mind that you are his future wife.
Actual Fact : Oh hell No.He said so because she fucking robbed his soul filled with trust n believes for her and in return she fucked him up terribly till he wanna end his life.

So the morals of today's post is :

-Don't fucking go into any relationship truthfully n wholeheartedly.It will lead u to a never ending painful game of hide n seek at a place called Freddy's nightmare.

-No relationship last forever.Even when u get married,you'll end up divorcing n wonder what really went wrong?Isit because the candle of love with each other has reached it's peaked? Or isit because God of love accidentally took the candle n placed it on a birthday cake?

-Love will fade in just one second n god of love will screw u up like a twit in a pot of candies.Even though it's sweet,u will end up with worms crawling all over u and into your asshole n rot in your stomach.

-Never spend too much time n sex with your partner.You will end up like a piece of trash in the end.U will feel cheated and eventually end up like a zombie n got knocked over by a kid riding a tricycle.

Tonight I saw something I shouldn't saw.Something that makes me wanna cry or feel happy for it.
What she said n did with him were so different from what we had together.No hard feelings,just wishing her all the best.

Evan


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